So I’m looking at apartments for rent around my area. I’m pretty sure I could afford a place of my own, but having a roommate would definitely help. I don’t know if I want a roommate though. I like being alone and I want to be able to invite people over without having to worry about someone else. I also want to get a dog, but it’s hard finding a place that allows pets.
me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
I should have been born like 7 years earlier than I was.
rickdaryl: whatever happens in tonights season finale always remember t dog is watching over us
Bioshock Infinite is probably one of the best games I’ve ever played. It deserves Game of The Year, if not Game of The Decade.
homuraw: you cross the mason-dixon line and suddenly the road is covered in crabs. the clouds and trees are crabs. the crab statues in every major city are made out of tinier crabs. your car gracefully transforms into a hollow crab with you still inside peering out crab-shaped windows to look at all the crabs. you look down at your hands which are crab claws because you are a crab. it’s starts...
THE WALKING DEAD JUST FUCKING KILLED ME INSIDE.
These episodes are so sad, but so awesome.
My sister, who breaks all of her phones, just got an iPhone 5. Let me rephrase: My mom bought my sister, who breaks all of her phones, an iPhone 5. She’s so spoiled.
klawless replied to your post: I need to figure out a way to make money aside… sell drugs ur rite
I need to figure out a way to make money aside from my job. I want to get a place of my own, but I’m not sure that I would want a roommate. Trying to pay for a place by yourself is tough though and I don’t think I make enough to do it alone. Hmm…
I really want to get another tattoo soon.
Thanks to my sister, my dad now has a twitter. Time to protect the tweets.